How to Analyze People on Sight

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"The life of the party" is the fat man or that pleasing, adaptable,
feminine creature, the fat woman. No matter what comes or goes they have
a good time and it is such an infectious one that others catch it from
them.

Did you ever notice how things pick up when the fat ones appear? Every
hostess anticipates their arrival with pleasure and welcomes them with
relief. She knows that she can relax now, and sure enough, Fatty hasn't
his hat off till the atmosphere shows improvement. By the time Chubby
gets into the parlor and passes a few of her sunny remarks the wheels
are oiled for the evening and they don't run down till the last plump
guest has said good night.

So it is no wonder that fat people spend almost every evening at a
party. They get so many more invitations than the rest of us!