How to Analyze People on Sight

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is a well-known fact.

"I am interrupted every day by salesmen for everything on earth except
one. But the life insurance agents leave me alone!" laughed a very fat
young lawyer friend of ours the other morning--and he went on ordering
ham and eggs, waffles, potatoes and coffee!

That he is eating years off his life doesn't trouble the fat man,
however. He has such a good time doing it!


"I Should Worry," Says the Fat Man

It was no accident that "Ish ka bibble" was invented by the Hebrew.
For this race has proportionately more fat people in it than any other
and fat people just naturally believe worry is useless. But the fat man
gets this philosophy from the same source that gives him most of his